Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Sarah Palin made deal write book

As Lance Armstrong pedaled to another Tour de France victory, Sheryl Crow found herself in an unfamiliar position on the sidelines. Sarah Palin, has made a deal to write a book for Little, Brown Company, a representative for Ms. One is tight and fitted and can only be worn on days when I feel great, the other has lots of breathing space for those dreaded fat days, and my favourite is equipped with the shortest hemline only to be worn when Im in the mood to show some leg. It consists of Bob Lanier (first overall), Pete Maravich (third overall), Dave Cowen (fourth overall), Calvin Murphy (18th overall), Nate Tiny Archibald (19th overall), and many other all stars. Getting her off the pipe and turning her life around, would be a bigger miracle than that guy who parted the Red Sea, and turned blood into wine, or vice-versa I cant remember. When they first burst on to our screens the women of Wisteria Lane looked glam, groomed, trim and toned.

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